Thursday, November 3, 2011

A Horror Rookie

Ok, so it's Halloween and I have horror on the mind. I figured now is as good a time as any to compile a short list of my favorite "horror" movies. I'll be the first to admit that I am not what you would call a horror aficionado, but more an admirer of the horror genre. So I don't, by any means, think these are the best horror movies ever made; these are just my favorites. I guess I'll do my top 5. Na eff it... top 7. Everyone does Top5 and Top10... I'll be different. Here goes........


#7 House of 1000 Corpses
When looking for a good horror movie, I tend to appreciate the mind fuck much more than the blood and gore. But if that movie can incorporate the blood and gore, then it's a homerun for me. Like I said, I don't know much, but to me this seems like it's just Rob Zombie's loose re-imagining of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I've never seen TCM, but I know I like the twisted mind of Rob Zombie and the way he can take situations and settings and make them scary without blood and guts and without the element of surprise.


#6 Stir of Echoes
Not so much of a horror movies but more of a psychotic thriller. One of Kevin Bacon's most underrated movies.


#5 The Ring
This is one of the first movies that kind of set off the modern era of horror. I may have received more of an impact from this movies based on the fact that I got to the theater late and sat front row. This is the first movie I can think of that used the loud staccato static sound coupled with images flashing that is synonymous with almost every horror movie now particularly in the trailers. Although there wasn't anything really visually horrifying about it, it was what you didn't see that was scary. Then the one part where you get a glimpse of what you were missing had a huge impact. Not to mention the video itself was disturbing. I did make sure every light in the house was on and played a lot of video games to clear my mind when I got home.



#4 Thirteen Ghosts
I honestly couldn't tell you why I like this movie so much; it has so many things working against it.... Matthew Lillard, Shannon Elizabeth, Tony Shalhoub... But I think it's the variety of ghosts that I like the most. Kind of an odd-ball movie. Kinda cheesy. whatev...


#3 28 Days Later
This is one of those movies in recent memory that I watched multiple times, partly because I didn't have cable at the time, but still... A spin on the prototypical zombie. Zombies have the reputation of being slow and lethargic but 28 Days Later turned all that on its head and featured zombies that not only ran, but ran faster than you could and didn't tire. 


#2 Saw
Just the original. Saw was definitely a change in direction for a horror movie. It was twisted and dark and sinister and had basically unknown actors. Had a great opening scene and an unforeseen ending that you couldn't have possibly predicted.  


#1 The Shining
Classic movie, not just in the horror genre, but in all movies. You take the creepiness of an empty hotel, the out of the box directing of Stanley Kubrick, the brilliance of Jack Nicholson, a creepy kid, and the ugliness of Shelley Duvall, and you have the makings for a great scary movie. This is another one of those movies that seldom used blood and gore, thus making its imagery that much more powerful. It's the one movie that can still give me the chills no matter how many times I see it.




Now i know there are some obvious omissions; Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, The Exorcist, Poltergeist... but again, I'm just going based on my personal favorites and what I still find either creepy or scary.


Honorable Mentions - Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, The Hills Have Eyes, Hostel

Friday, October 28, 2011

Music Challenge Day #9

Songs that make you Cry

I already compiled this list a while ago here... but I forgot some...

and


and sometimes





Music Challenge Day #8

A Song That Makes You Wanna Dance


So if you know me, you know I don't dance unless I'm filled with liquor.
This is the only song I could think of that I would "dance" to when I was a kid. As this song played, my sister and I would race around the living room, filled with glee.  I think we were 10 and 4? maybe... i dunno.. that's all

Music Challenge Day #6 (update)

an updated theme song for my life that makes more sense and is more accurate.

Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it'll help you some sunny day

Oh, take your time don't live too fast
Troubles will come and they will pass
Go find a woman you'll find love
And don't forget son there is someone up above

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can?

Forget your lust for the rich man's gold
All that you need is in your soul
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied
(From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/l/lynyrd-skynyrd-lyrics/simple-man-lyrics.html)

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can? Oh yes, I will

Boy, don't you worry you'll find yourself
Follow your heart and nothing else
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can?

Baby be a simple, be a simple man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Music Challenge Day #7

A Song That Makes You Think of Someone You Miss


I have two songs that made me kinda miss the same person. Jared and I used to go to the beach for what seemed like every weekend one summer. We would take turns driving. When i would drive we would listen to the Best of the Beach Boys and this one song makes me think of those times.

The times that he would drive we would have the Big Tymers to listen to ... (he was a wigger). I don't know the name of the exact song, but this song is off the same album I think. The song in my head had some weird sounds that made it sound unintentionally like PacMan, which i would constantly remind him of. I hated the music, but it was part of the beach trip. Going to Oceanside, playing catch, drinking Smirnoff Ice (lol), and then stopping at McDonalds in Bonsall for Big Macs and nuggets and to play some Mario Golf on the N64 they had there... some of the best times of my life

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Music Challenge Day #6

A Theme Song for Your Life

ok I think I missed a day, so I shall make it up now.
I thought about saving this one for the end so I had more time to think about all the songs out there. But I remembered a song off the top of my head right now, so I guess I'll stick with it.


When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice when I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell I'm doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out the door
She's running out
She runs runs runs

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Music Challenge Day #5

What is the song of your favorite TV show?


Originally I thought this meant currently... in which case you'd see Family Guy or Scrubs or Married with Children.. but as I searched my past, I realized what it was.... I'm just gonna post a link to the song and if you can't identify the show, we can't be homies... A show that had great music and gave, what I feel, was an accurate representation of the time and the hurdles every kid seems to go through... enjoy


Joe Cocker